clubbing

Here's your chance to prove you are a true clubber...that you dance till you drop...that you feel horrible on Monday mornings... Complete the quiz using the drop-down options, then hit 'Show me my Results' to see how you score.

1) What does MAW stand for?	Morillo And Wyclef Mixers Are Wicked Mixers At Work Masters At Work Masters Are Wild Mad Ass Waiters Midwest And Wales
2) Which city is home to the superclub Fabric?	Amsterdam Edinburgh Swansea Liverpool Manchester Cardiff London
3) What do I find most annoying in clubs?	People who smoke cigarettes on the dance floor Sprinkler taps that don't let you fill your water bottle up People who drink lots of beer and fall around People in fancy dress Sweaty people People who maim you with their mad hair Security
4) Which record label did DJ Paul Oakenfold sign to in October 2001?	Maverick Subliminal Perfecto FFRR Hooj Choons Virgin AM PM
5) According to a Mixmag survey, how old is the average clubber?	18 years 6 months 27 years 8 months 16 years 6 months 30 years 1 month 25 years 3 months 23 years 11 months 23 years 10 months
6) Why do people wear sunglasses inside clubs?	Because of the bright lights People who wear shades are really Gremlins They always get mistaken for celebrities They think they are stylish They have weird eyes It actually makes them better looking To look silly
7) Why should you drink water in clubs?	Water tastes better than beer It's cheap Because it gets very hot and you get dehydrated
8) Which of these is NOT a house classic?	Yeke Yeke Access Club Lonely Born Slippy Perfect Motion I Should Be So Lucky Firestarter
9) Gatecrasher is hosted by which venue?	The Dome The National The Tate The Millenium Stadium The Republic
10) Who was sacked as the UK drugs Czar in 2001?	Keith Chegwin Geri Halliwell Keith Hellawell Keith Flint Anne Widdecombe
11) DJs Parks and Wilson form two thirds of the collective known as what?	Quivver Basement Jaxx Bend Tilt Wave Slant Aphex Twin
12) How entertaining is the Clubhouse site?	I was looking for information about golf It sucks! My homepage about worms is better An all round great read